Bornfamous

“Would you like some pizza?”

“No, thanks.”

“It’s good.”

“Yeah, but it’s been out since last night.”

“There isn’t any meat on it.”

“Um, thanks anyway.”

“Didn’t you ever eat old pizza in college?”

“Yeah, but I’m trying to eat fresher food these days. It’s healthier.”

“Oh. Then I guess you don’t want any of the crockpot stew I’m making.”

“Why?”

“It’s been cooking all day.”