How low TV news has sunk

And the anchorman said: “A 61-year-old celebrity poses nude. Who it is, and where you can see it, coming up.”

Oh, wait–that’s why I’m watching the news, to find out who it is. So who’s lower, them or me?

Update: So of course, they’re making us wait ’till the end of the show. Bastards. It’s Lauren Hutton. “I want them (women) not to be ashamed of who they are when they’re in bed,” Hutton told “Good Morning America. “Society has told us to be ashamed.”

Okay… let’s see if I get this right: seeing Lauren Hutton’s perfect, naked 61-year-old body is somehow going to help me not be ashamed of my own far-from perfect 59-year-old body. This does not compute.