Mar
31
2005
Doesn’t look like I’ve been doing much around here, but it’s been a busy week. Yup, that’s my new web site, Health Buzz, soon to be HealthBuzz.org. Instead of ranting on bornfamous about our toxic times, I decided to get serious about it.
Right now, there are just a few articles and links to health news, [...]
Mar
25
2005
FOR SALE/BARTER: My body in Persistent Vegetative State…
Mar
21
2005
In the olden days, I wanted to be an actress. Okay, a movie star. But I had this little problem: stage fright. In college plays, I spent every minute that I wasn’t on stage, on the toilet. [Some people puke when they're nervous; I crap.]
So Hollywood appeared to be a better choice for breaking into [...]
Mar
19
2005
n. [pron. mensh] A person with a capital “P”. Hard worker with a wonderful heart and soul, the embodiment of all the virtues. Masculine term but can apply to females as well. She’s a mensch!
Dictionary.com:
[Yiddish, human being, mensch, from Middle High German, human being, from Old High German mennisco.]
Mar
18
2005
I’ve never understood people who don’t have, um, issues with food. Like the doctor who told me last summer to stop eating gluten, dairy and eggs. Or his nurse, who blithely ordered me to eat only steamed vegetables and rice. Did they have any idea who they were talking to?
Obviously not.
I am, as Overeaters [...]
Mar
18
2005
[pron. guh-ZOON-tuh-hayt] go in good health; good fortune. You should have good health.
p.s. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Mar
14
2005
I’m not a meme person, mainly because they require too much work, but this one was dead easy:
where you’ve been
bold the states you’ve been to, underline the states you’ve lived in and italicize the state you’re in now…
Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / [...]
Mar
11
2005
A guy with the improbable name of Fox calls today while I’m eating lunch to say that he’s at the beach with my homeless ex, who looks really bad and is talking about killing himself with his insulin, and would I come take him to the hospital?
Let’s see: last week I bought Rusty a [...]
Mar
07
2005
To my surprise, someone has actually noticed the mess that has been this blog for some time now. Here’s what happened:
1. Two or three months ago, comment spammers bombed my site.
2. At the same time, I tried to update MovableType, which somehow disabled MT-Blacklist and things just went downhill from there.
3. As a result [...]