Donald Trump is my boyfriend
Nov 7th, 2004 by bornfamous
Well, in the dream, anyway. I’m on The Apprentice, see, and Trump is so impressed with my mad single-mom skills that he dumps Melania. He’s tired of perky boobs and cellulite-free thighs. He wants the real thing.
I tell him, “Well okay, but you need to do something about that hair.”
And he does.
3 Responses to “Donald Trump is my boyfriend”
And there was me thinking I was the one in your dreams. *sad* And theres no problem with my hair, I’m loosing more of it each day.
Sweetness, I dream of you every night. It was just that one night I cheated with The Donald, I swear. He means nothing to me!
good dream. Especially the part about getting him to change the infamous mullet.
J
If you are going to dream, dream big.