In: Toxic Times
12 Mar 2004MOCK PA ANNOUNCEMENTS: Passengers are advised that tonight’s flight from Sydney to London does pose a health risk. To save fuel, half the air you’ll be breathing during your flight will be recirculated and there is a risk that airborne viruses will not be caught by the filters that recycle your air.
Welcome on board ladies and gentlemen. We wish to advise your cabin will have considerably less oxygen than air at sea level, thickening your blood and exposing some of you, some studies say, to an increased risk of blood clots that can cause strokes.
We particularly welcome our frequent fliers and wish to advise any who might be pregnant that on this flight their foetus will be irradiated with the equivalent of three chest X-rays. We hope you enjoy your flight.
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